40 Best Technology One-Liner Jokes and Humor [Tweetable]

It is good to have a laugh once in a while, especially if you are working hard in technology sector. We have collected some of the best technology one-liner humor and jokes which are sure to please the tech geek in you.

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Enjoy our collection of funny, geeky, tech, programmer and computer jokes below and make sure to share them with friends and family. We have also added a one-click tweet button with every one-liner for you to be able to quickly share them on Twitter.

Tech One Liners:

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google. Share on X In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Share on X There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. Share on X CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. Share on X How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem. Share on X What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte Share on X An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, 'Can I join you?' Share on X ASCII a silly question and I shall give you a silly ANSI Share on X There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t. Share on X Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates! Share on X The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?! Share on X Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows. Share on X Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC Share on X Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades. Share on X

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. Share on X

Internet Explorer 11 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster Share on X Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser. Share on X Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population. Share on X A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content. Share on X If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. Share on X I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly. Share on X Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. Share on X To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Share on X Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself. Share on X Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C# Share on X I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. Share on X My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta. Share on X If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough. Share on X The box said ‘Requires Windows 7 or better’. So I installed LINUX.. Share on X Why do programmers use keyboard protectors? So they can have safe HEX. Share on X Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. Share on X Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it. Share on X A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Share on X I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing. Share on X What was Forrest Gump's email password? '1forrest1' Share on X How do trees access the internet? They log in. Share on X My password is the last 16 digits of Pi. Share on X How good are you at Powerpoint? I Excel at it! Share on X I tried to escape the Apple store. I couldn't because there were no Windows. Share on X

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