30 Best Technology One-Liner Jokes and Humor

It is good to have a laugh once in a while, especially if you are working hard in technology sector. We have collected some of the best technology one-liner humor and jokes which are sure to please the tech geek in you.

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Enjoy our collection of funny, geeky, tech, programmer and computer jokes below and make sure to share them with friends and family. We are adding a one-click tweet button with every one-liner for you to be able to quickly share them on Twitter.

Tech One Liners:

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google. Click To Tweet In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Click To Tweet There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet. Click To Tweet CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980. Click To Tweet How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem. Click To Tweet What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte Click To Tweet An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and asks, 'Can I join you?' Click To Tweet ASCII a silly question and I shall give you a silly ANSI Click To Tweet There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don’t. Click To Tweet Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates! Click To Tweet The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?! Click To Tweet Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open Windows. Click To Tweet Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC Click To Tweet Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades. Click To Tweet

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t. Click To Tweet

Internet Explorer 11 will allow you to download Google Chrome up to 5 times faster Click To Tweet Internet Explorer: The best browser for downloading another browser. Click To Tweet Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population. Click To Tweet A SEO couple had twins. For the first time they were happy with duplicate content. Click To Tweet If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. Click To Tweet I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly. Click To Tweet Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code. Click To Tweet To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Click To Tweet Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself. Click To Tweet Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C# Click To Tweet I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. Click To Tweet My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta. Click To Tweet If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough. Click To Tweet The box said ‘Requires Windows 7 or better’. So I installed LINUX.. Click To Tweet Why do programmers use keyboard protectors? So they can have safe HEX. Click To Tweet

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