Math may not be fun, but it can sure be funny. The Math jokes and puns we have listed in this post are proof that Math can be a source of laughter and smiles. And the best part is, many of these jokes rely on understanding the underlying math concept, which makes them educational as well.
We have added a one-click tweet button with every joke to make sharing your favorites on Twitter pretty quick and easy. Enjoy our collection of short, easy to remember one liners, play on words and tweetable math jokes below.
Best Tweetable Math Jokes
Take your pick from these funny geometry, pi, counting, algebra jokes and more. Share them with your friends and family for a good dose of humor.
1. Nice Belt!
What does the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! Click To Tweet2. Depressed Math Book
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems. Click To Tweet3. Five Beers, Please
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers, please.' Click To Tweet4. Square Roots
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots. Click To Tweet5. Seven Ate (Eight) Nine
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! Click To Tweet6. It was a Mean thing to say!
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a 'mean' thing to say! Click To Tweet7. Because they’re Never Right
Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they're never right Click To Tweet8. As easy as ? (pie)
Why shouldn't you let advanced math intimidate you? It's really as easy as pi Click To Tweet9. Pro-Tractor
How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor. Click To Tweet10. You’re Pointless
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless. Click To Tweet11. His Parents wouldn’t Cosine(gn)
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine. Click To Tweet12. Decimals always have a Point
Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point. Click To Tweet13. Stop asking us to find your X
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. They’re never coming back — don’t ask Y Click To Tweet14. Statistical Joke
A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average. Click To Tweet15. Sir Cumference
Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Click To Tweet16. Seems Odd
You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can’t be divided by two. Click To Tweet17. Decimals always have a Point
Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point. Click To Tweet18. Algebros
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros. Click To Tweet19. They already 8(ate)!
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8 (ate)! Click To Tweet20. It’s always 90 degrees
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees. Click To Tweet21. Imaginary Numbers
How do you do math in your head? Just use imaginary numbers. Click To Tweet22. Algo-rythm
Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use algo-rhythm. Click To Tweet23. Make 7 an even number
How do you make seven an even number? Just remove the “s.” Click To Tweet24. Hexagon(e)
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Hexagon. Click To Tweet25. He would’ve to Convert
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert. Click To Tweet26. Quadratic Formula
What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula. Click To Tweet27. Perfect Imaginary Girlfriend
My girlfriend is the square root of –100. She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. Click To Tweet28. Take an X-Y Plane or a rhom’Bus’
How do you get from point A to point B? Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus'. Click To Tweet29. Count Dracula
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Click To Tweet30. Because they can’t even
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5? Because they can’t even. Click To TweetHope you liked our collection of math jokes and had as much fun browsing through them as we had while creating this post. Don’t forget to hit the tweet button and share them with your followers. In case you have more jokes to add to the list, make sure to leave them in the comments below.
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