30 Best Tweetable Math Jokes & Puns to Make you Smile

Math may not be fun, but it can sure be funny. The Math jokes and puns we have listed in this post are proof that Math can be a source of laughter and smiles. And the best part is, many of these jokes rely on understanding the underlying math concept, which makes them educational as well.

best tweetable math jokes

We have added a one-click tweet button with every joke to make sharing your favorites on Twitter pretty quick and easy. Enjoy our collection of short, easy to remember one liners, play on words and tweetable math jokes below.

Best Tweetable Math Jokes

Take your pick from these funny geometry, pi, counting, algebra jokes and more. Share them with your friends and family for a good dose of humor.

1. Nice Belt!

What does the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! Click To Tweet

2. Depressed Math Book

Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems. Click To Tweet

3. Five Beers, Please

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers, please.' Click To Tweet

4. Square Roots

Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots. Click To Tweet

5. Seven Ate (Eight) Nine

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! Click To Tweet

6. It was a Mean thing to say!

Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a 'mean' thing to say! Click To Tweet

7. Because they’re Never Right

Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they're never right Click To Tweet

8. As easy as 𝜋 (pie)

Why shouldn't you let advanced math intimidate you? It's really as easy as pi Click To Tweet

9. Pro-Tractor

How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor. Click To Tweet

10. You’re Pointless

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless. Click To Tweet

11. His Parents wouldn’t Cosine(gn)

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine. Click To Tweet

12. Decimals always have a Point

Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point. Click To Tweet

13. Stop asking us to find your X

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. They’re never coming back — don’t ask Y Click To Tweet

14. Statistical Joke

A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average. Click To Tweet

15. Sir Cumference

Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Click To Tweet

16. Seems Odd

You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can’t be divided by two. Click To Tweet

17. Decimals always have a Point

Why should you never argue with decimals? Decimals always have a point. Click To Tweet

18. Algebros

What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros. Click To Tweet

19. They already 8(ate)!

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? They already 8 (ate)! Click To Tweet

20. It’s always 90 degrees

How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees. Click To Tweet

21. Imaginary Numbers

How do you do math in your head? Just use imaginary numbers. Click To Tweet

22. Algo-rythm

Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use algo-rhythm. Click To Tweet

23. Make 7 an even number

How do you make seven an even number? Just remove the “s.” Click To Tweet

24. Hexagon(e)

What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Hexagon. Click To Tweet

25. He would’ve to Convert

Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert. Click To Tweet

26. Quadratic Formula

What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula. Click To Tweet

27. Perfect Imaginary Girlfriend

My girlfriend is the square root of –100. She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. Click To Tweet

28. Take an X-Y Plane or a rhom’Bus’

How do you get from point A to point B? Just take an x-y plane or a rhom’bus'. Click To Tweet

29. Count Dracula

Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Click To Tweet

30. Because they can’t even

Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5? Because they can’t even. Click To Tweet

Hope you liked our collection of math jokes and had as much fun browsing through them as we had while creating this post. Don’t forget to hit the tweet button and share them with your followers. In case you have more jokes to add to the list, make sure to leave them in the comments below.

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