20 Funny Halloween Jokes and Puns for Twitter & Facebook Status

Halloween is the time for many activities including trick-or-treating, attending Halloween costume parties, carving pumpkins into jack-o’-lanterns and playing pranks. To help you get your friends and families into Halloween spirit and in order to have some fun, we are presenting to you some of the funniest Halloween Jokes and Puns.

Halloween Jokes and Puns

These Halloween jokes and puns can be easily shared on Twitter and as Facebook status message. You can also share them using your favorite messaging app such as Facebook messenger, Whatsapp, WeChat etc. All the jokes presented below are clean jokes and are suitable for kids as well as adults. These jokes are in a Q&A format where-in you ask them to your friend and then tell them the clever answer which is sure to make them laugh.

Best Halloween Jokes and Puns

Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.

Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.

Q: Why can’t mummies go on vacation?
A: Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving!

Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.

Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries.

Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
A: Because he likes to draw blood!

Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q: What song does Dracula hate?
A: “You Are My Sunshine”

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. He had no guts.

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

There are more ways in which you can have fun on Halloween. If you are looking for making Halloween themed posters and greeting cards then take a look at these Halloween fonts, images, and poster templates.

Do make sure to check these amazing Halloween prank ideas from Rich Ferguson:

Hope you like our collection of Halloween jokes and puns. In case you have more jokes to add to the list, make sure to leave them as comment below. Don’t forget to share this post on social networks.

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